5 posts tagged “humor”
Yeah, Matt, feel free to go on about the title...
Kudos to Janel's Facebook profile.
1. Resolve to be the best person you know in your field.
2. Surround yourself with people who are better than you.
3. Be confident.
4. If you have an idea, don't be afraid to work for it.
5. Don't be discouraged even if you put a lot of work into something and it fails. Nothing is wasted.
Now, let's apply this to my boyfriend status (which is nonexistent):
1. I really don't know if I'm the best girl around...that's a very subjective thing. But I think I'm a good person.
2. Definitely have done this. Almost every girl I know has a boyfriend.
3. I think I'm pretty confident.
4. Yeah, I do this, too.
5. TIME is wasted. TIME I could be spending with a MAN.
Man, this probably makes me sound desperate.
Except that I'm still turning down guys.
My brother says I should just lower my standards.
But I know that won't make me happy.
I better be better at writing than getting a guy, or I'm going to starve.
Except that I'm still turning down guys.
My brother says I should just lower my standards.
But I know that won't make me happy.
I better be better at writing than getting a guy, or I'm going to starve.
Yes, I made this. Obviously, I don't own Kellog's...
