Allishandra

Hello! Well, Vox is where I post my strange ramblings that I typically try to keep people I don't know from seeing or hearing, because most people don't appreciate my retarded sense of humor or my personality. Sometimes I even piss off family members, like when my Grandpa heard my voicemail ranting against the futility of voicemail.

Anyway! People always think I'm Greek. I'm not. I'm half Egyptian and half mixed European. People say I look like Sarah Silverman, but I don't see the resemblance all that much. My favorite color to wear is white. I like to brush my teeth in the shower. I am passably fluent in French and I love it. Rachmaninoff was a brilliant man, but I think he failed to realize that not everybody could play elevenths, or QUADRUPLE FORTE. Gackt is my role model, and I think that his work is probably some of the most beautiful music that I have ever heard. I like foreign men. I love painting, charcoal, and drawing, even though I don't do it all that often. I enjoy graphic design and I think that advertising design is really fun. I'm a writer. I like to go on rides where they drop you from really high places and you have the risk of dying. My brother and I often rant about society. I like biking. I say "What is this garbage" instead of "What is this bullshit". If I'm ever rich, I want to have two pianos: A full, black grand piano, and a white baby grand piano, possibly with inverted keys. Sometimes I talk in strange voices and accents. When I'm nervous, I develop a really strong New Jersey accent. I like peacock feathers. I enjoy public speaking. I like really strange movies, like The Fountain and STAY. Sometimes, I get so involved in a movie soundtrack that I stop paying attention to what's going on in the movie. I play piano with too much tempo rubato. I like tea. I think it's weird when people's second toe is larger than their first toe, but I won't discriminate against you for it. I think it's really artistic when people walk around with an unlit cigarette tucked behind their ear. I name my fish after Shakespearean characters. My last one was Osric, my current one is Iago. I don't normally like things that I can't find beauty in, but I find beauty in almost everything. When I get tired, I act pretty much the same as when I'm drunk. And I don't remember anything. Actually, I don't remember a lot of things, in general. I like cute things. Oh, the cat in my picture isn't actually my cat. We don't actually own a cat. It's my neighbor's cat.

Oh, yeah, and I want to change the world.